Coffee Quotes IV

COFFEE QUOTES IV

quotations about coffee

A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.

S. JAY KAUFMAN

The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921

The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.

ORHAN PAMUK

My Name is Red

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Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.

ANONYMOUS

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I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

JOHN VAN DRUTEN

The Voice of the Turtle

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He was my cream, and I was his coffee -- and when you poured us together, it was something.

JOSEPHINE BAKER

attributed, Remembering Josephine

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Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History

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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

CHRISTOPHER FRY

New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962

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Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN

Glory Road

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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

ALFRED RENYI

attributed, My Brain Is Open

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When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.

JAROD KINTZ

Seriously Delirious

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Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

ALBERT CAMUS

attributed, The Paradox of Choice

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Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.

ANONYMOUS

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People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.

WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

All About Coffee

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I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.

JANE ROBERTS

The Early Sessions

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

ANONYMOUS

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Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.

JAY LENO

The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009

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Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY